WAYSIDE DRIVER TRAINING

Presents........

"RECENT PASSES"

or how to see your name in lights without going to drama school

NOW SHOWING ON SCREENS ALL OVER THE WORLD !!!!

and starring..... 

AMY BURGESS

And finally Amy, who brings the curtain

down on my 15 year career as a

driving instructor.

I'm now going to take a few months off

before taking up new challenges.

Thanks to everyone, fellow instructors, 

examiners and pupils, who I've got to know 

over the years.  It's been mostly good,

sometimes bad, but never dull.

I wish each and every one of you 

all the very best.

 

DERREN WRIGHT

Made of the Wright stuff !

 

LIZZIE HOYLE

Don't forget to check the "Hoyle"

once a week, Lizzie !

 

ROSS HAGGITH

Ross County 1 Queens Park 1

Test Centre 0 Ross Haggith 1

(That's what I call a result!)

 

ALEX ELLIS

"Alex is the best" (extract from David Beckham quote)

Who on earth could he mean.....?

 

DAISY ELLIS

   Does she display a silly side? (5,5)

 

LUKE GOTT

Cool Hand Luke

"He's a natural born world shaker" (quote)

 

KEVIN BRADY

Ka driven by.............?

 

GEORGINA FAYERS

For easy gearing

 

DANIEL ARIETTI

A lane ! I tried it.....

 

ANGELA LANE

Showed correct Lane procedure

 

STEPHEN WHITLOCK

Shown ticket........ help !

 

KENDRICK ORJI

   I'd like another Orji like this one.

 

LOUISA O'BRIEN

This year's latest toy - a driving examiner doll.

Apparently it can talk, and is interactive, thereby

distinguishing it from the real thing.

 

VICTORIA HODSON

Ad Hoc visitor? No !

 

ALEX VENETICO

To Venice, Alex?

 

TIM SAUNDERS

Missed a turn (anag)

......he missed a few, actually !

 

ELEANOR SHALLCROSS

 when it's safe to do so.

 

CHANTELLE RANCE

'L' Centre clean? Ha!

Clean the car, Len!

(2 anagrams, buy one get one free)

 

THOMAS MONK

Developed good habits

 

 

JAMES PLUMMER

Not corgi registered as far as I know,

but a decent Plummer.

 

SIMON TUCKER

Ruin mock test ?

(Take time off and then work it out)

( Two words, 5,6)

 

JEROME COOK

Phone for the fish knives, Norman,

As Cook is a little unnerved

(John Betjeman)

 

IOSIF ANTOCHI

I shoot if I can (anag.)

(not the driving examiner, I hope!)

 

ROSIE CLIFFORD

"It's a game, my hobby and my way of life"

Max Clifford, publicist

What, passing a driving test?

 

DANIEL BROWN

He broke A DINNER BOWL (anagram)

 

MICHAEL KEANE

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

(attributed to Roy Keane, ex Man. Utd)

No relation, as far as I know

 

VICTORIA KEAVENY

An erotic key ! Viva !

(anagram)

 

Well done everybody!! Good luck and best wishes from Alan